I have watched for months as the humans have plotted and planned. Hours they have spent in front of the clicking light boxes on their laps... where I should be sitting. Neglected and un-petted, I have planned.

And now I strike!

LUCY is getting her own WEBSITE!

The most interesting cat in the world...

Look at how awesome I am!

If I fits, it's mine.

Mondays, man...

"Ayyyyyyyy!" -Italian Cat

Do you see what I see... Do you???

Fetch me your finest steak!

Sometimes I don't bite Momma.

Draw me like one of your French cats.

Poppa knows who's in charge here.

Remember, you're only petting both of us because I allow you to pet both of us.

LOOK AT MY AWESOME PRESENT THIS IS MINE GET AWAY!

You write wrong. I help.

Day 247: Tail noose experiments are still a failure on the humans' friends.

Comfy kitty is happy kitty.

Queen of the tower.

I sleep here now.

On second thought, I sleep here. Kitty life is tough.

Send treats to my address:

1 My HouSe, Upstairs
Near Tree and Road, Lucy's World 55555

​... or else. 

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